In Which the Pirate Struggles.

Oh, Napramach. What the hell was I thinking when I said I would knit you? I looked at your siblings projects on Ravelry, and no one had a kind word to say about your pattern. I might have been deterred by “not for the faint of heart,” but no. I am stubborn, and I will conquer you. One row at a time, one stitch at a time, I will persevere. And I will win.

It’s a good thing that Rowan Felted Tweed holds up to repeated frogging.