In Which the Pirate Presents Feline Friday.

Every so often, the shower curtain liner needs to be replaced. Sure, it can be washed a few times, but at some point it will get to the point where it makes sense to just buy a new one. When one changes the shower curtain liner, one tosses the old one to the bathroom floor… where it becomes the best kitty toy ever invented. Both of them have been rolling around in this thing since I tossed it to the floor.

For some reason, Kipling loves to lick the new liner. It’s like it’s infused with catnip or something! He sits up on the edge of the tub, turns his head sideways, and mouths at the selvedge until I make him stop.

Cats are *weird*.