In Which the Pirate Presents Feline Friday.

Porch Cat seems rather dignified…

But like any other cat, he often forgets that he’s got a hind leg sticking out.

My next-door neighbour and I will be attempting to trap Porch Cat so that we can send him, along with an appropriate donation, to a rescue organization. My porch isn’t really a good living situation for him; I’ve noticed that he seems to be losing weight, and he’s made some crude remarks to Floyd and Kipling (including hurling himself territorially against the window whilst screaming at them) that make me think he’s not really a good influence on them at all.

He still won’t let me anywhere near him, but he runs a little less distance each time I come out to feed him, which gives me hope that he can be rehabilitated into being someone’s pet.