In Which the Pirate Presents Feline Friday.

Kipling and Porch Cat have an uneasy relationship: Kipling stares out at Porch Cat, and Porch Cat yowls angrily at Kipling through the glass. Unfortunately, this yowling sometimes happens after I’ve gone to bed! The other night I had to get up and chase Porch Cat off.

Kipling, poor thing, mostly looks confused about this. He doesn’t yowl back. He just looks out the window as if to ask, “Why’s he yelling at me? I didn’t do anything?”